“Sure, take a selfie. I’ll wait.” This lizard has the patience of a saint… or at least the deadpan glare of a reptile who knows it looks cooler than you. Perfectly sarcastic, perfectly scaly.
Ideal for reptile moms, komodo dragon fans, and anyone who enjoys a little side-eye with their selfies.
✨ Sassy lizard graphic with meme-worthy humor
✨ For reptile nerds, dragon lovers & sarcastic souls
✨ Pairs well with desert heat, long tongues & unamused stares
